Live on Solana
0% tax
LP burned
100% gay
$GAYCHUD
He didn't choose this. He chose Solana.
The gayest chud on the chart, and he's still not smiling.
He didn't choose this. He chose Solana.
The gayest chud on the chart, and he's still not smiling.
Paste your CA here at launch
The short version. He'd prefer you didn't read it at all.
Chud spent years in the basement. Grey face. Grey suit. Same glasses, same scowl, same tab open. Nothing changed and he liked it that way.
Then one night the sky split open. A rainbow came down through the storm and hit the lenses dead on. He did not smile. He never smiles. But the glasses did, and they've been glowing ever since.
He tried to close the tab. He couldn't. He looked at the chart, looked at the cat coins, looked at the rainbow, and did the only thing a chud knows how to do: he bought, and he refused to explain himself.
Now he's here. Still angry. Still gay. Still holding.
"I am not happy about any of this. The coin is going up regardless."
No tricks. He doesn't have the energy for tricks.
No presale, no team allocation, no insiders. Everyone starts in the same basement.
Buy and sell with nothing skimmed. He wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
Liquidity is gone for good. The rainbow doesn't get pulled.
Fast, cheap, and full of cat coins for him to glare at.
No dev wallet. The community holds the whole supply and the whole mood.
Uncapped. It only goes up, and he only gets more irritated about it.
He's not excited about any of these. They're happening anyway.
Launch on Solana. Telegram and X go live. First scowl posted.
DexScreener trending. The cat coins notice him. He does not notice them back.
CoinMarketCap and CoinGecko. He is now officially a coin, which he resents.
Top of the meme charts. CEX conversations start. He will not attend the calls.
Gayest chud on any chain, on any chart, forever. Still hasn't smiled.